This episode of Dave Berry's 80s Breakfast was broadcast on on Absolute 80s.

Dave Berry's 80s Breakfast
With Dave Berry, Emma Jones, Glenn Moore and Matt Dyson
Matt takes us back to when he was 12 and his classmate Daniel Zardick told an outrageous itchy beard lie. So we hear the best playground lies. Plus, we're asked the important question: would you rather have a Wotsit for a nose or Quavers for lips?
Duration: 38 minutes