The No Repeat Guarantee
You won't hear the same song twice between 9am and 5pm.
We hate repeats. They're medically bad for you*. And they're the last thing you need at work while you're engaging in a result-driven core business, singing from the same hymn sheet and chasing a moving target. Listening to the same songs over and over again was proved in a recent study to reduce your workplace effectiveness by around 34%.**
That's why we've committed to never repeat a song on Absolute Radio between 9am and 5pm. So you can get through your workday without the same annoying song drilling into your brain.
Tell your colleagues there's a solution to workplace repetition. The No Repeat Guarantee. Stick it on at work.
Absolute Radio reserves the right to withdraw the No Repeat Guarantee feature (across the Absolute Radio Network) in the light of a breaking news event, following the death of a significant public figure or during the Christmas holiday season.
* We made this up.
** We made this up too.