The No Repeat Guarantee
You won't hear the same song twice between 9am and 6pm.
We hate repeats. They're medically bad for you*. And they're the last thing you need at work while you're engaging in a result-driven core business, singing from the same hymn sheet and chasing a moving target. Listening to the same songs over and over again was proved in a recent study to reduce your workplace effectiveness by around 34%.**
That's why we've committed to never repeat a song on Absolute Radio between 9am and 6pm. So you can get through your workday without the same annoying song drilling into your brain.
Tell your colleagues there's a solution to workplace repetition. The No Repeat Guarantee. Stick it on at work.
* We made this up.
** We made this up too.